Premium Camera Presence Service

ohlaph+

Camera availability for demanding managers — now available as a subscription.

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Why ohlaph+

Designed for the modern workplace

Camera presence has never been this seamless — or this expensive.

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Camera on demand
Activated on request, without lengthy back-and-forth.
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15-minute guarantee
Camera stays on — no premature disconnects.
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Positive expression
Friendly facial demeanor included in the Enterprise plan.
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Zero pushback
Full compliance with camera requests. Always.
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Yes mentality
Enterprise-exclusive: proactive readiness without prompting.
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No eye-rolling
Visible displeasure is actively suppressed. Professional.*

Pricing

Choose your plan

No fine print. Well, almost.

Starter
ohlaph+
For the occasionally camera-conscious boss
50€
per month · cancel anytime
  • Camera turned on during online meetings
  • Camera on request — without pushback
  • Minimum runtime: 15 minutes of camera activity guaranteed
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⭐ Enterprise
ohlaph+ Enterprise
For the demanding power manager
10€
per meeting · pay-as-you-go
  • Camera turned on during online meetings
  • Automatically — active without prompting
  • Positive mood & friendly facial expression
  • No pushback — full compliance
  • Yes mentality: proactive cooperation included
  • Active nodding during boss monologues
  • Occasional "mhm" & approving smile
  • No visible eye-rolling — guaranteed*
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FAQ

Frequently asked questions

Everything your boss needs to know before subscribing.

What happens if I cancel my plan?
Camera goes off. No negotiation. No renegotiation. You know what to do.
Can I switch between plans?
Upgrades possible anytime. Downgrades by arrangement — and subject to an emotional compensation fee.
Is the "no eye-rolling" really guaranteed?
Maximum facial compliance is the goal in the Enterprise plan. Minor eyelid vibration during particularly long monologues is technically unavoidable and excluded from the SLA.
What does "automatically without prompting" actually mean?
Enterprise subscribers receive proactive camera availability. The camera turns on before the boss even has to ask. Preventive compliance.
Is there a free trial?
ohlaph+ includes a free trial with 10 meetings so your boss can experience the full service before committing. ohlaph+ Enterprise has no free trial — enterprise-grade nodding isn't cheap to operate.
Does a standup count as a full meeting in the Enterprise plan?
Yes. 15 minutes or 10 seconds — a meeting is a meeting. €10 per unit, no exceptions.